My Face Really Isn't Purple...but My Jacket is That Bright

Meet my screamingly bright vermillion jacket...I bought it at the Gap last night while waiting for my extremely sloooooooooooow son to try on four pairs of pants (it took an hour). My daughter was so bored she rearranged all the lip gloss at the frount counter and was offered a job. She declined because she's only 8, lol.